Come on in Heeeeeeere!

Hey, arty people, I need your help. I need a Strong Bad mask. Like, an actual, legitimate lucha mask, painted or sewn or whatever to match Strong Bad's face. I'm planning to go to a con as Strong Bad. I will pay for the materials and labor. Please respond if you can help, or can direct me to someone that can help me. Thanks.

I turned 22 today.


I'm officially old.

I've been thinking about something...

There's an anime convention later this year. I'm looking for a unique and hilarious costume to cosplay as.

So far all I've got are Bert from Sesame Street, Chris Hansen from To Catch a Predator (with chatlog), and Pool's Closed.

Does anyone else have any ideas?

OK, I'm compromising a list of people that really need to shut the hell up. You mind helping me out?

So far I got :

Jack Thompson
Pat Robertson
Ted Stevens
Scientology
Colin Cowherd
Rush Limbaugh
Fred Phelps
The creator of "Mallard Fillmore"


Yeah, that's all I can think of now...

Yesterday was the day I feared, and yet, it was also a day I always wanted to see. Yesterday we had to put down our Dog, Tippy. She was 12, and she wasn't doing good at all. She could barely walk, couldn't hold her, err...digestive movements, and was a shell of her past self. I knew it was her time, but yet I didn't want it to happen.

About 5 hours after that though, our cat that we adopted from the streets, Lola, gave birth to five little kittens. My goal is to try to convince my Dad to keep one of them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBFn9Pkcj6A


Epic win.

By the way, how do I post videos on my LJ?

You know who's really getting under my skin? Paris Hilton and all her fans. She thinks she's above the law, and can do as she pleases. She was caught driving while intoxicated. She was sentenced to probation. She violated her probation contract, so naturally she should serve her time in jail. If I did that, I would be in the same situation. How is it different? Being rich and famous doesn't mean you can do what you want.

And now I read that her fans are petitioning the Govenator to pardon her. If he does, it will be a slap to the face of the criminal justice system.

You know, maybe the 45 days in jail will do her some good. Maybe she'll realize to at least wear some dang panties if she's going to go to any clubs. Freaking skank.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p86KvYkmLiM

support my habit.

OK, it's official.

After talking to Dids about this, I think I might actually have to do it.

The next time Jack Thompson gives another one of his BS propaganda "speeches" on National television, I'm going to run up and kick him in his man spot. I'm pretty sure I'd be praised for that.

A great thing happened. No, not that.


Not that either.


My Birthday? Nope, not that....


But it is my Birthday though. 21 years alive. Somehow.

But you know what this means, right?


I'm going to be milking the day for all it's got!

Well, Lent is fast approaching. For me, that means more customers at work. It sucks.

But other than that, there's the Lenten Promises. What are yours? Mine? Well, I believe that if it's bad enough to give up for Lent, it should be good enough to give up forever. That's why Soda on my list of things to quit. Out of everything, that's going to be the hardest. Drugs, alcohol, tobacco, those are easy man. Soda? Damn, I can't live without my Dr. Pepper. Who knew being straight edge would be so hard?

Well, it's tomorrow. I do have an idea though. Since because money;s a bit tight around now, I was thinking of sending a bit smaller to DG. A phonecard, with my Cell # on it. That was we can talk to each other, instead of IMing each other. You think it'll work?

I just realized, my 21st Birthday is a month away. It's not that important to me though. I don't drink alcohol anymore, nor will I ever. Alcoholism runs in my family, but luckily it skipped my parents and brothers. I don't want it to happen to me. Nip it in the bud.

2 hours.

1 degree Fahrenheit.

Frostbite.

Wii.


It's all mine baby! But I'm having trouble with the internet. I updated it, and read the user guide, but now it won't connect. I think I may have to just connect straight to my router. The only problem is that my router doesn't have a USB cord on it. Any advice?

So I got a DS Lite today....and it is of the awesome. Why I didn't get it earlier, I'll never know. Screw the football game, I played my DS all night.

Why is it that everyone out there seems to be better than me? I don't mean "Oh, he's better at hockey than I am" type of thing, I mean "He's freaking better at me at everything." type of thing. I apparently be really good at being the worst. I'm the suckiest man alive. Not quite the thing I'd like to be known about, eh?

It just seems like everything I try to do, it's either not good enough, or someone will came along and be better. That's why for a while I hated my older brothers, because I had the impossible task of trying to be more successful than they.

Because of her.

Because of her my life has changed.

Because of her my life is better.

Because of her my life will never be the same, and I've never been happier.

Because of her I quit one thing, and because of her I didn't quit another.

Because of her I quit smoking, and it feels great.

Because of her I didn't go through with something, something that could never have been reversed.

Because of her I feel the happiest when I think of her, and sad when she's not there.

Because of her I felt the best when I saw her, and would give up everything to see her again.

Because of her I finally feel loved, something that I haven't felt in a long while.

Because of you Courtney, I feel like I have a reason to be here, to be alive.

Thank you Courtney, for everything you have done. For being there when I needed your help.

Merry Christmas Courtney. I love you.

Apparently, I'm cute the second I walk into Subway. One of the girls that works there gave me her number, and we're going out for lunch on Wednesday. And she was one that brought up the idea, not me.

Oh, and I saw a Wii at Best Buy today. I sooooooo want one. I was staring at it for literally 5 minutes without blinking. It's so....beautiful.

Yeah, it's been a while since I posted, eh? Well, I've had some major things came up recently. My cousin, who is like a sister to me, tried to commit suicide a couple weeks ago. It tore me up inside, because she was always there for me when I needed help, but wen she was hurting, she never showed it, so I never had the chance to help her.

So that's what has been taking up a lot of my time. For now, all I can do is stand by her and pray for her.

Grah, colds are made of suck. And with Friday appraching and two test to do, this isn't getting any more fun. Tomarrow's gonna suck.

But luckily Christmas is coming right on it's way. And I think I know what presents I'm going to get for others. Hopefully this will be the best Christmas ever.